words in movies
Chandler: Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Ross: I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words (goes back to checking the tickets).
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
WAITER: You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss?
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.
PHOEBE: I miss Rose.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Ross: Its just I miss her so much.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Ross: Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?
ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Rachel: oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
RYAN: I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?
FBOB: Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)
Chandler: Actually, its Miss Chinandolor Bong.
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I I really miss downstairs.
CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
Chandler: Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Im really gonna miss you.
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Maitre D�: Good evening, Miss. (Phoebe turns her head away) Miss? (from the opposite side) Miss? (she turns again) Miss!
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Ross: It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!
Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)