words in movies
Phoebe: Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and its not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Ross: I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words (goes back to checking the tickets).
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
Rachel: (Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
WAITER: You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss?
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
PHOEBE: I miss Rose.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Ross: Its just I miss her so much.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.
Ross: Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
RYAN: I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.
Rachel: oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
FBOB: Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?
Chandler: Actually, its Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Chandler: Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)
CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I I really miss downstairs.
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Monica: Im really gonna miss you.
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Maitre D�: Good evening, Miss. (Phoebe turns her head away) Miss? (from the opposite side) Miss? (she turns again) Miss!
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Ross: It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Chandler: Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.