words in movies
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
Phoebe: Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Gene: Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Ross: Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?
Ross: (angrily) AND ON MY TURF?
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Gene: "I'd like to go for a walk", uhm "scratch my belly".
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Ross: OH MY GOD!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
CAROLINE: You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through?
Monica: My brother, Ross.
Monica: Are you serious? (they all look) Oh my God.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)
Ross: Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!
ROSS: No, no way. You've got it totally the other way around my friend. John Voit was...
Phoebe: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Mr. Treeger:: Can you be my dancing partner?
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Monica: Oh my God.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Rachel: My drinking?
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: Um, perhaps. Yes! Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
Ginger: Your thinking about my leg arent you?
All: Oh my God!!
MONICA: Good, they feel good, in my head.
Ross: My God!
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Rachel: Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Phoebe Sr: No, I was working on my pottery.
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Mike: (looks at her astonished) Alright, then I'm gonna change my name.
Chandler: Hey! Well, Ive been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you thats mean!
Joey: Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.
Cheryl: Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
Joey: It's not my first time.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job?
Leslie: I played Smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Chandler: Oh my God!!
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I dont even like!
Ross: Oh my God!
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Phoebe: Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!
Ross: Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
MRS. GREENE: He always ridiculed my pottery classs...
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Ross: No! I balanced my checkbook.
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: What? Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.
Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
Ross: You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
Monica: Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Phoebe: Well, this is none of my business. (starts to walk away)
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.