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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Ross: No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Mrs. Geller: Oh-ho, I think its nice.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
CHANDLER: I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old [Monica gives him a glare] -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.
Rachel: Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: That is nice and were done. TADA!
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Monica: Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
Monica: Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Monica: Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Joey: Well, its always nice to meet the fans.
Joey: Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
MONICA: Nothing, I just heard something nice about you.
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
Ross: (to Joey) Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Rachel: Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Rachel: (in an Indian accent) Yes, yes, Bombay is bery, bery nice time of year.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
ROSS: OK, well, um, have a nice evening.
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Matthew Ashford: It was nice to meet you Rachel.
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: Yeah? That's so nice! (They hug.)
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Phoebe: But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.
Chandler: She is gonna recognize that I did a nice thing and-and, appreciate it.
Guy: Nice hat.
Chandler: Nice save.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Jill: No! I mean hes nice.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.
LITTLE BULLY: It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.
Monica: They're nice guys.
Phoebe: Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.
Joey: Always nice to meet a fan!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Rachel: Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!
Director: Okay, heres where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone thats a wrap!
Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.
Ross: It gives it a nice antiquey look.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
Ross: (quietly) That would be nice.
Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know?
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
(At Somplace Nice)
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Hmmm... this is so nice.
CHANDLER: Nice!
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.