words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped!
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
Phoebe: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.
David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Joey: Its not that bad.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: It does not!
Ross: This is not fun!
Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.
Chandler: That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.
Chandler: (about to cry) Am not!
Ross: Oh no, not yet.
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: Hey, it's not like it sounds.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Phoebe: Not after this!
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Chandler: No-no, not something stupid, something huge.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Ross: Sure. Why not?
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Chandler: Why not?! I mean its just, its just climbing! Its just, its just steep!
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
FBOB: Look, I am just not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship right now, OK?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Chandler: Im not even Im not even
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Ross: No! No! NotI dont mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, whos umm six and I still think of him as a baby.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Ross: Not on you! On the stripper!
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.