words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
CHANDLER: It's about cutting my people a little slack, ya know, for morale. Look, if you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday.
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Rachel: Little village people.
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Stage Director: Back on in 30 seconds people!
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Chandler: We are bad people.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Phoebe: Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Ross: People need juice!
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Rachel: No-no, they're not very nice people.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
Rachel: I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think its like uh-a thing!
Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Monica: Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew.
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Rachel: Because they're people.
Ross: Im sorry man. (Formally dressed people start to enter.) Heres a thought. This is the same ballroom. Theres a band. Theres gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
Phoebe: Hmm, yknow theres another word for people like that. Losers!
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.