words in movies
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Joey: Okay, its an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
Phoebe: Alright, could I just ask you one question?
Ross: Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Chandler: Im not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didnt understand the question.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
CHANDLER: Where is she, Where is she? (grabs Rachel) Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?
Chandler: (angrily) Was that another question?
Rachel: Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
JOEY: Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Chandler: Theres no question.
Chandler: What question?
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
Rachel: Come on, just answer the question!
Ross: Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?
Ross: The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Joey: (stands up) I just have one question!
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.
Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Benjamin: You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question. Spell "Boscodictiasaur".
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Ross: So its really a question of who could you have possibly done.
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Ross: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Joey: All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.)