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Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering
Rachel: Well and clearly not a minute sooner.
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
[Cut to Rachels bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And its obvious that shes not packed.]
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Rachel: Surprise!!
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Monica: Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Monica: All right, sorry. (Goes back to Rachels room.)
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf.]
Rachel: Ohhhhhh, look its the roller blades.
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Rachel: I have one.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Rachel: You get your messages!
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine. She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica.]
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "Im Monica, I dont get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Rachel: "Oh my God, I cant find a boyfriend! So I guess Ill just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]
(Monica goes into Rachels room.)
Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)
Rachel: Im unpacking!
Rachel: Im not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight?
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im just mad!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Rachel: Oh yeah, good start Mon.
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch em out with your big old clown feet.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Rachel: Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: Oh, its gonna be fine.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Rachel: But honey, I think shes moving in with Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, (And thats the last time for that line, no more Chandler and Joeys or Monica and Rachels, ever!) Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachels. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh God! This is silly, Im gonna see you in a couple of hours! (They hug again.)
Rachel: Bye house!
Rachel: Bye Mon.
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachels old and now empty room.)
(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Rachel: Anymore!!
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!
Rachel: Oh my God! Joey!
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Rachel: Oh, was it awful?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: Lets roll!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Rachel: Well
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Oh God, oh God, its sowed on though.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Drums?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Rachel: (stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel and Joey: Tequila!!
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Rachel: Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Rachel: We did!
Rachel: Oh, I would love to!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: Oh wow! Look at this place!
Rachel: See?
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I got it!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Rachel: Its back in cage!
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Rachel: But we should move quick.