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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

Rachel: (entering with Ross) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What'd you say?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Is that supposed to be an insult?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: May I come in?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Do you want me too?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Thank you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Ross storms off embarrassed.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An aircraft cabin, Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?! You totally get embarrassed!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Is that so?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What the? What…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it was the best!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Phoebe! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Uh-hmm.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance—karate lessons.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. (Does a karate chop, then does a little dance-type sway.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Joey!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (To Joey) Thanks man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Your what?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So…(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Okay, there was some staring and pointing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm… Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We don’t have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well hello! I'm Ross!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (bowing) Hello!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross and Rachel: (bowing) Hello!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) I’m gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) I’ll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you’re going home, okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: (whines "No.") That’s not true!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

[Sequence 3: Chandler throws a pass to Ross, who catches it. Phoebe starts screaming and runs up to him and tries to tackle him. But all she ends up doing is running around his waist and screaming.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: Eh, ‘cause I knew that if I told you, you’d make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it’s going to be torn down, so… I mean, I-I know it’s crazy, but everything up ‘til now has been so crazy, and I don’t know, this just feels right. Y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

ROSS: Neil Sedaka wears them.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where it’s been.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Ross: Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her…

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

[Scene: Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Ross: Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: I'm still hungry!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay? We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in their.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Oh, ye-ah!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: (Very politely) Mrs. Bing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

[Scene: Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don’t have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Ross: That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: (leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (playing the drunk uncle) When Monica was a little girl, I remember that—(Phoebe screams and tackles him)—Ooh!! Ow! Very good!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: Hey, Ross, Bodington's!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, I’m uh, I’m Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Ross: You ducked!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Phoebe's cab. Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okey-dokey!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: No they don’t!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... (gestures with his hands and says in an impression voice?) "Can we walk"? (Phoebe starts laughing) Oh, you... you like that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Monica: Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Ross is speaking to Monica and Rachel about tipping the super.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[Scene: Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: What's with her?

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6