words in movies
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Monica: (removes them) Thats because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or maybe its just that God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Ross: I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
Tim: Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.
Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
MONICA: 'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting.
CHANDLER: [being left behind] Oh that's all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Mr. Heckles: Saw Regis Philbin once...
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Joey: Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!
Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him!
Joey: So I guess you all saw it.
Ross: Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
Rachel: Saw what?
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Chandler: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Joey: Dont blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey pinning him down)
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
MRS. GREENE: I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
Monica: Yknow, I never saw that.
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah. Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross. And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Phoebe: I saw it.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
Joey: Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.
Chandler: Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairs
Ross: Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Rachel: Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?