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Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Monica: Are you serious? (they all look) Oh my God.
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Frank: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Joey: Serious?
Ross: Are you serious?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Monica: Are you serious?!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: You serious?
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Monica: You serious?!
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.