words in movies
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Frank: Are you serious?
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: Are you serious?!
Ross: Are you serious?
Joey: Serious?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Monica: Are you serious?!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: You serious?
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: You serious?!
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: Are you serious?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Im serious.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Chandler: You serious? (follows)
Chandler: I'm serious!
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Joey: I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
Mike: Are you serious?
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Ross: Thats funny. Umm . (Pause, then serious) Its not funny.
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.