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Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Frank: Are you serious?
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Joey: Serious?
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: Are you serious?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Joey: Are you serious?!
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Chandler: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Monica: Are you serious?!
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: You serious?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: You serious?!
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Monica: Are you serious?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Chandler: Are you serious?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Rachel: Im serious.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Chandler: I'm serious!
Chandler: You serious? (follows)
Joey: I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Mike: Are you serious?
Ross: Are you serious?