words in movies
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Joey: Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, "I behalfin it!"
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Joey: Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
VAN DAMME: Sure.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Joey: Sure.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Chandler: I sure did.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Robert: Sure.
Richard: You really sure?
Monica: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Joey: Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Rachel: Oh yeah, sure, that too.
Rachel: You sure?
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: Oh, Mon, sure.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Ross: Sure, whats up?
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: (checks his watch) Sure, okay.
Joey: Sure.
Joey: Are you sure?
Chandler: I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Joey: Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Rachel: Are you sure?
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Joey: Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.
Ross: Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Chandler: Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)
Chandler: (confused) Sure...
Joey: Uhhhh. (Hes not sure)
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Phoebe: Sure. Yeah, hes kinda sexy.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Joey: Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Joey: You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
The Interviewer: So, lets talk about women. Im sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
Chandler: I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Monica: Are you sure?
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
All: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Ross: Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Joey: Yeah, sure.
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Monica: Are you sure?
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
Ross: Yeah sure.