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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Barry: Oh God... (Into intercom) I'll be right there, Bernice. (to Mindy) Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be, I'll be right back.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Monica: Yeah, there you go!
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Phoebe: Oh there it is.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Chandler: Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Ross: Sure, we don't live there but...
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Mike: And there is Kevin.
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.
Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Joey: Not much to tell there Im really shy.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Ross: Is there a hopping bonus?
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Everyone there says: Hi, hey.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: There she is!
Phoebe: Is she in there?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey: Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!