words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.]
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
Rachel: What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
[Scene: Cole-Geddes Casting Agency, Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study.]
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
MNCA: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Chandler: (seeing Joey) There he is!
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Joey: I bet ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)
Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. Its sweet.
Phoebe: Oh, theres no such thing as an innocent burger.
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: Is he okay in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
(Theres a loud knocking.)
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there.]
Phoebe: Oh, there they are!
Monica: We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Why wouldnt ya? Erin is great! Then-then theres you guys.
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Ross: Theres other stuff too.
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Phoebe: (pointing to the globe) See there it is right there.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day, Phoebe is there.]
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
Phoebe: Theres sooo much you dont know.
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Ross: All right, there you go!
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
ROSS: You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
Joey: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?