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ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?
MONICA: What's tonight?
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Ross: (barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Rachel: Are you seein her again tonight?
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
ROSS: You look pretty tonight.
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight
Monica: Oh. Big family dinner tonight?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.
Phoebe: So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Ross: I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Ross: Wow! I could've died tonight.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Monica: Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Joey: 'Tonight' tonight?