words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Chandler: Can I use your phone?
Phoebe: Okay, lesson one: chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)
Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, sitting on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.
Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?
[He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesnt work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesnt work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.]
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Rachel: (Like a big baby) Um... unless, unless I use yours.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.
Joey: If you want, Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Ross: I'm gonna use the cushion.
Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Ross: Can I use.. either thumb?
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And Im afraid were gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a What? look) Love.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
Chandler: Why dont you use ours across the hall, cause she has problems.
Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Ross: Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Ross: Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Joey: I could use a challenge! Its getting pretty easy.
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Ross: (Still annoyed) Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Rachel: We use it!!
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Phoebe: Did I use that already today? Im sorry.
Chandler: You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Joey: (on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?
Joey: Everyday use.
Joey: If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Michelle: No, actually, see I had to pee, �cause I can�t use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.
Chandler: Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Hestons dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Rachel: (taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)
Chandler: Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!