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(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Joey: Probably, yeah... I mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to Ross.
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Joey: Yeah... we really need to talk to Ross...
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
Ross: Yeah, we kissed, but... nothing else... nothing else happened, okay.
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Phoebe: Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Joey: I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals.
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Were kidding!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Joey: Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
Stevens: We never get smacked.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: (interrupting him) We didnt play it!!
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.