words in movies
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
(We hear Phoebes muffled voice through the ceiling.)
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinkin over here.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Phoebe: We didnt fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
Chandler: Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
(We hear them start making out upstairs.)
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Monica: I think we found a place.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Ross: No-no. We
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
Rachel: We really are.
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
Chandler: Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?
ROSS: I don't know.� We could look it up.
RACHEL: Oh.� (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Phoebe: Oh no, we have to!
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?