words in movies
Chandler: Can we start over?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Susan: But were fine.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Jamie: I think we have an answer.
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Jamie: All we want is two Caffe Lattes.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Phoebe: That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Chandler: Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Ursula: Yeah, um, may we help you?
Monica: Hes got something plastic lodged in his throat, weve got to go to the hospital.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Kyle: Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Chandler: We dont have to come up with this now.
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? Why dont we think about changes we can make in the living room?
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
CHANDLER: So, we gettin' a fish?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
PHOE: And we did.
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Chandler: Hes being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Rachel: (out loud): We have apple cinnamon...
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Chandler: Do we have to?
Monica: But we can go, right?
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Chandler: I-I think we have too.
Joey: Aww, there we go.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Monica: We have one.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Chandler: We actually missed it.
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
Kim: Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
PHOEBE: Ya know, in all the years that we have been grandmother and granddaughter, you have never lied to me.
Rachel: Yeah well unless we tell him.
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.
Joey: We could get that Everest video though.
Joey: Yeah but we wont be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Receptionist: Unfortunatly the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite, the rate is six hundred dollars.
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
CHANDLER: Alrighty. [we see Chandler's pants drop from under the stall door]
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Monica: Now come on. (They hug like men.) Well, Im glad we worked things out.
Joey: Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting the bag.) We got it! We got it!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
The Man In The Sportscar: How hot are we? (He drives off.)
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.