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Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel...
Rachel: Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Mindy: Um.. we should really be sitting for this.
Rachel: Sure we should... So.
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Ooh! We have a problem.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Joey: Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Ross: I'm sorry... we... we can't.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Rachel: Okay, well, we brought you some wine.
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Chandler: We have to leave!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Chandler: No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.
Monica: We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Monica: When were we not friends?
Monica: Ehm, we were friends in 1992.
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
Monica: Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
Monica: Clearly we were wrong.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Because! Shes my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! Were family yknow? Well thats important to me.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
Joey: Actually we prepared performances.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Monica: Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Monica: (sarcastically) We?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
Ross: Here we go! (He starts pushing Emma)
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Chandler: Ok, ok, here we go.