words in movies
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Back then yknow, we called the Great War. It really was!
Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
The Director: (approaching) Okay! Were about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys dont mind, can we run it a couple of times?
Joey: We have to find the rest of the platoon!
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Joey: (pause) Because Vincent, we were lovers. (Pause) For two years!
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Ross: Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean were gonna have to keep an eye on it, yknow make sure we dont lose it again
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.
Joey: I know! Im sorry! The guys drunk, they wont let me go until we get this.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Ross: He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
The Director: Im sorry Joey, as long as hes here and hes conscious were still shooting.
Joey: So I uh, I just talked to the director. Thats it, were done for the day.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. Its time for Monica and Chandlers wedding. Weve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, weve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Joey: We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
Monica: We have a baby?
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
Rachel: Honey, hes about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. Im just sorry we dont got popcorn.
Chandler: When we were?
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Ursula: Yeah, um, may we help you?
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Phoebe: Well, we both have.
Ross: Oh, we just...
Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Chandler: Yeah, we played, we watched TV.. that juggling thing is amazing.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Ross: No, we can go to Williamsburg.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Blonde girl: Sorry...we were just leaving
Joey: Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.
Chandler: (to Ross): I thought we had them!
Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
(We see the TV and its the last scene where ET is saying goodbye.)
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: But, we pick again! We pick again!
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Whitney: Were so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Phoebe: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not even shootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
Phoebe: (gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!!
Phoebe: So, we realize thatOh no (She resets herself) Im telling it! Im telling it (She loses it.)
Rachel: Sure we should... So.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
Susan: But were fine.
Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far?
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Joey: All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Ross: So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Rachel: Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Chandler: Here we go, here we go.
Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks youre a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monicas nose, as does Joey.)
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!