words in movies
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Chandler: I thought we werent gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Yknow, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Chandler: Oh actually, Id rather you Yeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Chandler: I dont think weve actually done this before!
Chandler: Well we we still hang out.
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Ross: (pause) Not on the ones we sent out.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Monica: We are pretty good.
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! (they hug)
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Should we send something?
The Head Librarian: We are aware of the problem you are referring too. (He turns to look at the previous librarian.) But as far as increasing security, Im afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I cant help you.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
CHAN: Look, maybe we should go?
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Phoebe: I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Rachel: Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
Chandler: Okay. Now all weve got to do is get rid of this chair.
Rachel: We hate that guy.
Phoebe and Ross: Yeah, we went shopping!
ROSS: Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is yknow what? We just met.
Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Phoebe: Were just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Monica: Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
Rachel: Its not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do (Mimics him) that again.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the break.]
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!
Rachel: (reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
Chandler: Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
Mr. Geller: We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
Rachel: Phoebe, we cant, we just cant just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!
Fireman #2: Well, we determined the cause of the fire.
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh