words in movies
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Chandler: I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
PHOE: Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.
ROSS: You were in a porno?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
RACHEL: At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Malcom: Were you following me?
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that! (Shows them a doorknob she has.)
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.