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Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.