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Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?