words in movies
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Fat Monica: I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Joey: You're a dork.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) You're a grand ol' flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave....
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Joey: Say that to him and you're golden. (She just glares at him.)
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Benjamin: You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question. Spell "Boscodictiasaur".
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
STEVE: Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?
Fake Monica: You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam. (Asks her something in Dutch)
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Steve: Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying, "ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not!
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Ross: (singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.
Joey: (To Mary Ellen) You're leaving too?
Joey: Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone
Joey: (speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Chandler: Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!
Director: Whenever you're ready Joey.
Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.
Monica: All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Ross: 'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there.
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
Mike: You're a strange kind of grown-up.
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
JOEY: Naa, you're just sayin' that 'cause you're in love with Yasmine Blepe.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Ross: You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?
Ross: I don't know what... you're talking about.
RACH: I can see that. I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. [man is still reluctant] OK, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.
Ross: What? You - you're making money off my misery?
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Monica: Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
Ross: If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Ross: Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it: you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?
Phoebe: Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Katie: No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! (She punches him again and he retreats to the arm of the couch.)
MR. GREENE: Ohhh, you're having a parteee.
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Phoebe: Or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!
Joey: And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!
Joey: (still scared) Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
Joey: Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.