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Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Ross: I know. Can you believe that?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!
Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Rachel: Yes, you are.
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Dr. Schiff: So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
Dr. Schiff: Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Monica: Why did you do that?
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Phoebe: You wish.
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Ross: Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? Im not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. Im horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Yknow, something that says were moving forward without having to talk about it.
Monica: Like asking her to move in with you?
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Doug: Oh, my ex-wife didnt work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then.
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Phoebe: Youre welcome.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Chandler: Its a hand. Its a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Doug: Oh yeah-yeah-yeah, yknow I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Ross: I love you!
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldnt give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Joey: Youre my friend!
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Joey: All right, me neither! I was just testing you!
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Monica: Honey why dont you go lie down.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Phoebe: Oh, nobody's judging you. (They all turn and look at Ross.)
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Phoebe: Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
Phoebe: You know thats thats her.
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Ms. McKenna: Are you on board?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Joey: Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Will: Its good to see you man.
Monica: Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: Thank you.
Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Phoebe: Um you, you got a minute?
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Chandler: No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Ross: Not you.
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Rachel: You get your messages!
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Monica: Where have you been?
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Monica: I love you so much.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Phoebe: Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Ross: you look great.