words in movies
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! Im getting more dates than ever!
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks youre a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monicas nose, as does Joey.)
Chandler: Im gonna grab you some tissue.
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Monica: You bought a boat?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Joey: (to a customer) Are you all finished here?
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Joey: Well if its free food, how come youre charging me for it?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Rachel: (notices Jills bags) Jill! Did you shop?!
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
Phoebe: Yeah, you never heard of them?
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Rachel: Oh, come on! You think thats gonna work on me?! I invented that!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Jill: No you stop!
Ross: No, you stop!
Jill: You stop!
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you werent all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean its probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Jill: Hes the kind of guy youre friends with, yknow? But hes not the kind of guy you date. Hes the kind of guy youd date because you did. Me, not so much.
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Rachel: Are-are you saying hes a geek?
Jill: You think so too?
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Chandler: Would you please get some rest!
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks Vap-O-Rub to put on.)
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. Ill let you fill in the blank here.)
Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Chandler: Its all very, very good. (She covers up and sits down.) So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Chandler: Oh come on you big faker!
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But its not!
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: Uh, Im just, Im just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Chandler: Will you marry me?
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Chandler: Yeah o-okay, but Im just doing this for you.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Joey: You are dogged man! I totally fit!
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Phoebe: Although, dont feel like you cant visit.
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
CHANDLER: Yeah, we really missed you guys.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Joey: Oh great! Great! Thank you. (They shake hands.)
Joey: Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Monica: Did you smoke?
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Chandler: The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Ross: Here you go. (throws her the ball)
Chandler: Okay, so you both just know this stuff?
Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Ross: You want me to call her right now?
Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Monica: Between you and
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Ross: Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie.
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Monica: Thank you.
Director: Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Joey: All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Monica: You love me!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Ross: (blows her a kiss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. (Squeaky.) I'm fine!