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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?

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Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

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Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

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Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?

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Rachel: Well why didn’t you take the job?

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Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

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Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still hang out?

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Rachel: Wow! How are you?!

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Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

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Rachel: Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?

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Rachel: But! Don’t you have to give him his money back?

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Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

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Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of that one.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

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Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…

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Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin’?

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Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

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Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are don’t you?

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Monica: You’re his bitch.

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Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didn’t just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!

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Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

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Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (To Ross) So what’s going on with you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Maybe you need to spice things up a little.

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Ross: What-what do you mean?

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Phoebe: I don’t know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?

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Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.

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Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

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Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?

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Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: What do you mean?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!

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Chandler: You wanna share it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, you’re not.

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Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Y’know what? You are right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Nurse: You’ve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: You’re not dying Hope, you’re gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.

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Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. You’ll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… (A knock on the door interrupts him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Thank you so much for coming.

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Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what you’ve done with this space.

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Carol: Thank you so much.

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Chandler: I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.

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Monica: You don’t want to know what tonight was.

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Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?

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Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.

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Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Joey, you’re such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah you did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I know! I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!

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Ross: Look at you! You’re up!

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Phoebe: I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I’ll be back soon.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?

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Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: You?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Just okay—Did you do it right?!

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Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y’know what I mean?

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Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?

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Joey: Yeah, you don’t want that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: You got a little bored?

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Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. (To Phoebe) Pheebs, didn’t you get fired?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: Well, you were fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: You’re in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: You lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: Are you all right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Why would you do that?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Because you shouldn’t be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Phoebe: So you’re not homesick yet?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Monica: Well, um, look I-I don’t want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn’t attracted too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

ROSS: I was saving you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Joey: Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Joey: That’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother that people still think you’re a porn star?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

RACHEL: (to Ross) She you in the parking lot.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, lesson one: chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what you’re doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You don’t, all right you don’t have to love each other, okay? You don’t, you don’t even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Clerk: You need to fill out this form. (motions for the next person in line)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: (stares at her briefly) Okay, why are you here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Phoebe: You cook naked?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Frank: Okay, but isn’t sex better when it’s with one person that you really, really care about.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn’t think you were coming.

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: I’m right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there’s no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: (shocked) You don’t have a valid driver’s license—Okay that is it! Pull over right now!

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Why hasn’t he called Rachel? Why? Why? I don’t understand. Why? He said he’ll call. Why? Why? Chandler I’m telling you she has flipped out, she’s gone crazy!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Cassie: (hugs him) It’s been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: It really does… how long do you think we have to stay?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Rachel: Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y’know?

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: Sure. (to Phoebe) You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: (in disbelief) You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we’re gonna destroy you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Monica: Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel:  (on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Joey: You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Hey, cheer up! You’re gonna see her again, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: So, what should you have done?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know you’re gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Rachel: You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesn’t even fit you anymore!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now you’re making Sophie uncomfortable!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now I’m here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: (looks at him suspiciously) But, ehm... you watched the tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Rachel: Uh well, I guess I’m not gonna miss the fact that you’re never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Mackenzie: (at the other end of the line) I don't know... You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on. (she puts the phone at the bears ear)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: (still very puzzled) Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Frank: Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

PHOEBE: Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

MONICA: I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Rachel: (entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be replaced.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe: Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Now you do that, you’re on TV.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mischa: He’s says, ‘Walking with you makes this strange city, feel like home.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachel’s standing and he’s sitting down and he’s not looking at her face… You get the picture.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! It’s Rach… (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachel’s hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

ESTL: Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knock on the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Ross: I have no idea. I mean… But-but I assure you I will figure it out.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Ross: (on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6