words in movies
Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
Rachel: Youre jokin right?
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Is this a service youre providing me?
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him!
Joey: (pause) You pushed him!
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.
Sebastian: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Chandler: Are you funny?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Chandler: Okay, so you will meet our guys?
Chandler: Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choose, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Chandler: You know the hotels?
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Phoebe: Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Chandler: Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, yknow what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)
Eldad: How are you?
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Monica: No! You cant do that!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Rachel: Thank you! (Storms out.)
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Ross: Thank you so much for that gift!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: So thats the girl you like.
Monica: Jeez! What is with you?
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Monica: So you didnt leave the bank?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Phoebe: So! Ross doesnt really decorate his tree with floss, but you dont hear him complaining do you? God! (Phoebe hits her guitar which wakes up Ross with a start.)
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Phoebe: Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Judy: Anyway, it was lovely seeing you.
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Phoebe: Yeah, see you later!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Joey: Hey, good race you guys.
Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you werent all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)
Chandler: I'm begging you stop.
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Joey: So, did you bring a little something for Ross?
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Ross: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Rachel: You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
Ross: Okay, you ready?
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Monica: Thank you!
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?
Monica: Wow! Don't you look nice?!
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Charlie: Nice to meet you.
Rachel: So now, what are you doing here?
Ross: (gives up) Yes, yes, you did.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Ross: What... what you working on?
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Phoebe: Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.
Joey: Thats right, its all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! (Steps into the apartment and Chandler closes the door.) (Joey struts over to the candy and starts eating it.)
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Chandler: I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Joey: You slept out here?
Joey: Ah, look who’s back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
Ross: Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Ross: Well, do you wanna marry him?
Monica: Thank you.
Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?
Mike: Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you?
Monica: What the hell are you cooking!
Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry.� I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . . .� I didn't think you'd understand.
Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. Itd take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)
Phoebe: Rachel, listenI mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one.
David: Do you smell beets?
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, I think you should wait.
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
Amy: You can?
Ross: Eh, you got a spray-on tan?