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Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
Rachel: Youre jokin right?
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Is this a service youre providing me?
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him!
Joey: (pause) You pushed him!
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.
Sebastian: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Chandler: Are you funny?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Chandler: Okay, so you will meet our guys?
Chandler: Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choose, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Chandler: You know the hotels?
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Phoebe: Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Chandler: Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, yknow what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)
Eldad: How are you?
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Monica: No! You cant do that!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Rachel: Thank you! (Storms out.)
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Ross: You okay?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Interviewer: You gonna slice them up real nice?
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Susan: I will flip you for it.
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Phoebe: Much as you are.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: Heres the plan! Okay? Im going to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!
Tim: Oh my God! It didnt remind you of
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
PHOEBE: Just, you know, to see... um.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
Joey: Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.
MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Joey: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.
Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Phoebe: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Monica: Are you alright?
Rachel: Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.
Frank Jr.: Good to see you, too.
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Chandler: Youre not gonna lose him.
Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
ROSS: You like that do ya?
MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.
Rachel: You.
Phoebe: There you go.
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.)
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Chandler: Can you hear that?
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Chandler: So you don't think I have a, a quality?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Ross: Well l-look okay, its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Phoebe: Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.
Ross: You take your time.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Monica (as Rachel): Thank you.
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
Phoebe: Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Ross: You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Joey: You call that delicious?