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Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
Rachel: Youre jokin right?
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Is this a service youre providing me?
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him!
Joey: (pause) You pushed him!
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.
Sebastian: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Chandler: Are you funny?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Chandler: Okay, so you will meet our guys?
Chandler: Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choose, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Chandler: You know the hotels?
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Phoebe: Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Chandler: Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, yknow what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)
Eldad: How are you?
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Monica: No! You cant do that!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Rachel: Thank you! (Storms out.)
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Ross: You bug me.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Chandler: No!! You cant!!
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Rachel: You sure?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Oh you did, there are twenty in here.
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Phoebe: Because it was fate that made me call you today!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Hey, listen you ah....
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Lauren: Cool! I-Ill see you then.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.
Joey: Do you want me to want you to care?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
MONICA: You sold me out.
Kate: Do you?
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Monica: That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again.
Joanna: You too.