words in movies
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
ROSS: Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
CHANDLER: Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out here?
LITTLE BULLY: What's with you?
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
JOEY: Who said it was for you?
RACHEL: What's the matter with you?
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
JOEY: Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?
JOEY: Get him a bone, get a bone. You gotta bone?
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
JOEY: Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.
PHOEBE: Are you crazy?
CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
ROSS: Do you say this stuff to girls?
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
GUNTHER: There you go.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
CHANDLER: You had to ask.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
JOEY: Yeah, whatever you need. Hey, you wanna go home?
MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
JOEY: Yeah, you missed, 'Takes money to make money,' and uh, 'Don't make me come down there and kick your wall street butt.'
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
JOEY: Hey Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
ROSS: Thank you.
CHANDLER:Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
JOEY: Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
MONICA: Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.
MONICA: But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
PHOEBE: Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
CHANDLER: You burn your mouth?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
ROSS: Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standin here, huh.
ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Phoebe: Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Phoebe: I hope its you.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Monica: I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Rachel: Oh! Thank you!
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Rachel: How come you are?!
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Chandler: Ok, you can not do this to me.
Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Ross: No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Carol: What do you mean?
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Phoebe: Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!
PHOEBE: Ok, I'll walk you out.
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Chandler: So are you gonna...talk to her?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Ross: I know! Im saying you have to watch them all the time.
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
JOEY: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Joey: Can I tell you something? Me too.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Monica: No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.
Ross: Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Kim: Oh thats interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Monica: So you had fun, huh?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Rachel: Thank you judges.
Joey: Okay. See you guys later.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
The Director: But youre supposed to work on Monday.
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
Phoebe: Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!