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Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: Hey! You okay?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Chandler: Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Chandler: (spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
Monica: Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
Frank: Oh cool! You made him cry!
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
Phoebe: Tell him it's for you.
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Frank: Hey, y'know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn't just like do me a favor and like, like hold them in?
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Dan: Nice to meet you.
Monica: So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! (To Rachel) Hi!
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Frank: Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!
Ross: You did it, man.
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Dan: So, I'll call you tomorrow.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Phoebe: Which one do you have?
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Phoebe: But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Phoebe: Yeah. You won't be able to take it.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: Works on you.
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
Ross: So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.
Rachel: Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Janice: I brought you something.
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Monica: Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!
Chandler: Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Phoebe: Why wont you let me massage you?
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Joey: Thank you.
Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You cant start today! Todays the rehearsal dinner!
Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Phoebe: You make up songs?
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Mr. Geller: Ohh, I thought that you....
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Ross: Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village. (Kicks a sign in frustration) And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much.
Chandler: Oh, dont worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Chandler: It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Phoebe: Oh! You have a window!
Chandler: Who are you going out with?
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
Chandler: No, you should.
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Monica: Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Joey: Alright, now you say something.
The Producer: (checking his watch) Lets get you into wardrobe for a fitting.
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Chandler: Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)
Joey: Hey, you know about that?!
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
Joey: Chandler, will you just come in already?
Joey: All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Joey: (thinking) Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Monica: What are you doing here? You cant be here!
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet youre about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Im afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.
Chandler: Look, Im not saying that you should magically forgive me! But youre not perfect! Youve made some errors in judgment too!
Phoebe: (running through the door) No! Oh! Youre alive! Youre alive!
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?
Chandler: Now Monica, I know youre upset, but dont forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then theres going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Joey: Yknow what I think? I think somebodys got a little crush on Casey. How bout I fix you two up? What do you think?
Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Chandler: I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the back.)
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
Chandler: Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Phoebe: Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Phoebe: (Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?