words in movies
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Chandler: You betcha!
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations
Rachel: Thank you. So how-how bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Mr. Heckles: Youre disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Phoebe: Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: You want some help with that?
Monica: Whoa! Are you okay?
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Joey: Oh, you bet I am!
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Monica: I love you, too.
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Chandler: You okay?
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Phoebe: And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Rachel: Dont say anything. I dont wanna speak, I dont wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.
Friend No. 2: You missed the exit!
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Rachel: Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
RACHEL: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.
Monica: Chandler, you dont believe in soul mates?
Joey: Are you sure?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Im telling you.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Phoebe: You got it!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: You should be!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: You sure?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Ross: What are you doing up?
Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Monica: Joey, you know you dont actually have one.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Joey: You cooked him?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Rachel: Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Ross: Sure, you want to go upstairs?
Lisa: I love you.
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Phoebe: You gotta go!
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Ross: You can live with me.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: You do?
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Ross: How are you?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: Do you feel better?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?