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Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
Chandler: Is this why they dont like me or why you dont like me?
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Monica: (hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!
Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.
Chandler: (annoyed) Do you know why?
Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-
Joey: Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin up, eh?
Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?
Janine: Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Monica: No, sweetie, I-I trust you.
Monica: Youre not gonna mess it up.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Rachel: (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.
Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.
Chandler: You do? Why?
Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Rachel: So why dont you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?
Monica: Ross, if you dont tell them, then I will!
Joey: Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, theyre all gonna make fun of her, do you want that?
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Ross: And um...You look nice today.
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Ross: (cutting her off) Youre alone.
Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.
Joey: Rachel, there you are! Come on, lets serve that dessert already!
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Rachel: Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Rachel: Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Ross: (in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. Im sorry.
Mrs. Geller: It was you?
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Chandler: Thank you!
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Chandler: (entering) Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
MR. GREENE: ...and you sand it and you varnish it...
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Phoebe: Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
Joey: Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
Joey: Because! Youre mean on the boat!
ROSS: OK sweetie, I'll see you later.
Mike's father: Who in God's name are you?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Phoebe: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Phoebe: Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table)
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
Joey: Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll justI'll just break it off with her.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Joey: Why, are you moving out?
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: Can I give you a present now?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Monica: Oh thats so sweet! Look Chandler I dont care if you cant cry, I love you.
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Monica: What are you talking about?
RACHEL: [answers door] Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...
Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Ross: C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
Joey: Wow! You blow my mind...
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Ross: And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.