words in movies
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Phoebe: Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Mr. Geller: I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please, please dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Mr. Geller: So its just your mother then.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Joey: Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!
Rachel: Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)
Joey: (angrily) Get your non-believer ass outta my chair! (She gets up and heads for her room.)
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Mr. Geller: Your make-up kit? Id feel better.
Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
Phoebe: All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Mr. Geller: Well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. Im sorry.
Monica: So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!
Mr. Geller: Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Joey: Your chair?!
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Mr. Geller: Its the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.
RUSS: I know what your problem is.
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Mike: It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Chandler: Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? (Sits up) Who said that?
Phoebe: Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old human teeth.
Phoebe: Give her a key to your apartment.
Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
Chandler: Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
Joey: (To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Jim: And your breasts! Hmm!!!
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Ross: Heres your girlfriends button. (Holding the button.)
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Ross: Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.
Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Joey: You ah, you forgot your shoes.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted to adopt your cat.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
GRANDMOTHER: Is it really your fa--I can't... well of course it is.
Janine: No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Phoebe: (In a strange heavy accent) Hello "ja", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole.
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Phoebe: Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!