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Monica: Two girls and a boy?
(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
The Girls: Yes!!
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
(The girls are stumped)
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
The Girls: Hey!
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
The Girls: No!! (The woman backs out.)
(The girls walk away.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Gert: Dancing on your feet! Like the other girls did it.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Chandler: Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Joey: Okay. Im Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Girls: No.
Joey: Sure, I know lots of girls.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Ross: Really girls, not cool.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get?
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)
Ross: Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Chandler: Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
(Two girls sitting at a table next to them look up in disgust, and Ross and Joey move away)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV.]
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
(The girls escape with a new form.)
Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
Chandler: Hi, listen, Im sorry about before. I dont need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldnt get girls, and now I can emNow, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)