words in movies
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
Phoebe: Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire.]
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Girls: No.
Girls: Oh, yeah, right.
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Aunt Iris: Girls, sit down.
(The girls are stumped)
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
ROSS: Do you say this stuff to girls?
Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
The Girls: Yes!!
The Girls: No, not getting my bra!
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
(The girls are stumped)
Monica: Two girls and a boy?
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
The Girls: Hey!
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
(The girls walk away.)
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.