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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
The Girls: No, not getting my bra!
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)
Monica: Two girls and a boy?
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
The Girls: Yes!!
(The girls are stumped)
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
The Girls: Hey!
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
[Cut to the girls.]
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
[Cut back to the girls.]
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
The Girls: No!! (The woman backs out.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Gert: Dancing on your feet! Like the other girls did it.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
(The girls walk away.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Chandler: Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Joey: Okay. Im Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)
Joey: Sure, I know lots of girls.
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Chandler: Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Monica: Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)
Ross: Really girls, not cool.
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)