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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: You're welcome.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is letting everyone in on the new developments.]
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: How's it going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Monica: Hello, Joey.
Monica: Whats the part?
Monica: Okay, here comes another camera.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility.]
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!
Monica: Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is entering, excited.]
MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.
MONICA: You know, it still smells like monkey in there.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room.]
Monica: Not at these prices.
MONICA: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Monica: This is not the bed I ordered!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Monica: When did I sign for it?
Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offers her, her hand to comfort her.)
Monica: Thats a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Yknow (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)
Phoebe: Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]
[Scene: Mattress King, Monica is trying to return her bed.]
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Monica: Lets get the show on it!
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: No were not.
Monica: I got it!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Monica: Give it. Give it.
Monica and Rachel: Oh!!
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Monica: So, Ill get-get back to my friend.
Monica: (seeing her) Okay, lets go!! Lets hit the road!!
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Chandler: I cant figure out what to make Monica.
Ben: Monica.
Ben: Monica bang!
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: You okay?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]
(Monica smiles to cover her embarrassment, but Rachel sadly looks away...)
MONICA: Yes, I will start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilled prawns.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Ben: Monica.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Ben: Monica bang!
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Monica: Yeah.
Ross: Monica did it?
Ross: Monica?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: No. Why?
(Monica runs into the kitchen from the terrace.)
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.]
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Monica: Did you make brownies today?
Monica and Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Every year.
Monica and Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]
Monica: (shouting) Once!!
Monica: Phoebe.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Huddle up.
Monica: Score!! 7 to nothing!
Monica: Break.
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Monica: Losers walk!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]