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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: You're welcome.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is letting everyone in on the new developments.]
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: How's it going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Monica: Hello, Joey.
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Theyre mine!
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: Hi Monica!
Monica: Hey guys!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Monica: (standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere
Monica: (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
Monica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Monica: Yes, hi.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Monica: Why did you do that?
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Monica: Making her a mixed tape?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Monica: Hi Roger.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: I dont have an atlas.
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! (runs into one of the posts) Ow!
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Hey.
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Monica: Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: You think this is clever?
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: What if something gets broken, they're so expensive.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (airily) Hi.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?