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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: You're welcome.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is letting everyone in on the new developments.]
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: How's it going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Monica: Hello, Joey.
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Phoebe: (turning around, insistently) Monica!
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: And you?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Wow!
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: Rachel!
Monica: Third door on the left.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: His dancing partner?!
Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Monica: Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: Its like two miles!
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh my Gosh!
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Monica: Rach, try holding her a different way.
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Four, please. (Ross looks at her) Im really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)
Monica: That cold makes you sound so great.
Monica: All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Monica: Huh, wanna bet?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Rachel's not here.
Monica: Very!
Phoebe: All right. Ok, but, but! You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.
Ross: Monica knows.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Rachel: Monica, I dont want to lose 200 dollars.
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Monica: We wont. (to Chandler) 300?
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
[Scene: The waiting room, Chandler is looking for Monica.]
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Monica?!
Monica: What?
Monica: Why?
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Monica: Thank you so much Phoebe.
Monica: Sorry, Phoebe.
Monica: Ohhhh!! Gross!!
Monica: No, sorry sweety..
Monica: No, sorry.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Ross, cough drops, please?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
(Monica is drinking from the tap)
Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
Monica: I don't know.
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
[Monica enters]
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: No, that's not mine.