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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: You're welcome.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is letting everyone in on the new developments.]
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: How's it going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Monica: Hello, Joey.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Monica: Of course.
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!!
Monica: Well actually, Ross doesn't.
Monica: What are you doing?!
Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Monica: But what?
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
MONICA: He could hear me.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: Isn't this great?
Monica: What-what are you doing?
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
(Monica enters.)
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.
Monica: What?!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Monica: Alright. Just keep him away from me.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Monica: Chandler.
Monica: (raising her hand) I'm Monica.
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Monica: I know.
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Hey.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Monica: What's with him?
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
Monica: Oh, none for me. Thanks.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Monica: What is going on with you?
Monica: (cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
Monica: No!
Monica: What was the dream about?
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: She's bluffing!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Oh my god, I am losing my mind.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Monica: (screeching) OH! Oh, oh! (holding her hand in front of her mouth)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Monica: Who is it?
Monica: What about the closeness?
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Monica: The players.
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.
Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)
Monica: (joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Monica: And its a magnet!
Monica: What happened?