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{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
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Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
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(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)
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The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
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Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)
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Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?
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Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
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Monica: (opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!
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Teacher: Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.
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Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! (Opening it) Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos!
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Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
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Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Joey: (opening the door) And there you go!
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Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe is opening the door.]
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
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Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
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Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
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Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!
CHANDLER: I was just telling Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group.
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Amanda: (opening the door) Hi!
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Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
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Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
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Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.