words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler is ordering a pizza.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
[Time lapse, Ross still laying a lot out the states.]
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: Ah, its still not the time.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
Monica: Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mothers still alive.
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
Ross: Its still looks pretty far!
Joey: Im still on the set!
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, breakfast is finished but Rachels still down.]
Chandler: Well we we still hang out.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Monica: All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Okay, break-ups still on!
Chandler: Skidmarks still got a way with the ladies.
Ross: Yeah, but still, cheap shot!
Chandler: I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
Monica: Its still beautiful.
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Monica: Shes still mad.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Steve and Rachel are still there.]
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
The Food Critic: Still?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Joey: I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
STRANGER: Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
Joey: Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentines Day.
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]