words in movies
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Joey: Tell us!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Angela: What four of us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.