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(There is no response from Rachel.)
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Ursula: No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
Ursula: Right, okay, then no.
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: (crying) No, I know! I get it! Its funny!
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Joey: No.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Chandler: No, not yet.
Rachel: (angrily) NO, no science camp!
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! Im not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I cant go if I break my leg.
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Ross: Oh, no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.
Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Joey: No.
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
Monica: No. I dont think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!
Benjamin: No, it starts with a silent "M".
Ross: (Sarcastic) No! Stop!
Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Ross: (indignant) No!
Chandler: What...? NO!
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Joey: A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Rachel: Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Charity guy: No!
Chandler: No, no! We made this decision together.
Monica: No, it's not!
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Rachel: No, what?
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Joey: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!
Rachel: No...
Phoebe: No, we're late!
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
Ross: That's worse than no food.
Joey: No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Phoebe: No.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, no!
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Rachel: Oh no! Not me! Emma!
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Chandler: Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down. Okay? The answer is no.
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. No problem.
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Ross: (trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to play video games, Joey!
Phoebe: (likes the jacket) No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies.
Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!
Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll.
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Ross: No, 19.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Joey: No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Missy: No way!
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Ross: What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos going like this (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
Phoebe: Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes off!
Phoebe: I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
Phoebe: A real man wouldnt just run to the hospital! (They dont stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)
Ross: No.
Ross: NO!
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Joey: No, no, no! My talents as an actor!
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, don't stop!