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(There is no response from Rachel.)
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Ursula: No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
Ursula: Right, okay, then no.
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: (crying) No, I know! I get it! Its funny!
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Joey: No.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
All: Oh, no!! No, no!
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Chandler: No, actually Lauries a boy.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Phoebe: No! No, the robots just work for them.
Ross: No! I balanced my checkbook.
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Joey: No?
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
Carol: No. But its okay, Ill just put out pickles or something.
Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Phoebe: Like shes really mean, and shes over critical, and-andNo! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
Phoebe: No.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Ross: No you dont.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Rachel: No so were protecting her.
Ross: Its no surprise that your winning, cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
Hoshi: No! No boom-boom before big fight!
Monica: No!!
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, thats just gonna mess them up.
MR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Chandler: Oh no, you see, actually it is.
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
MNCA: No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. [to waiter] Just some water.
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
Rachel: No! God, would you just calm down!
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Chandler: No!
Chandler: No!
Joey: No he doesnt!
CHANDLER: No freakshow, she's fictional.
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)
Chandler: No!
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Doug: Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! Youre okay.
Ross: Me? No.
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Phoebe: No!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: No I didnt.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Joey: No, Im good.
Lydia: Oh, no.
Chandler: No, I don't.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Joey: No, its just my luggage.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
PHOEBE: [a little dog starts attacking her leg] Hey, hey, no, oh oh.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!
Monica: No, sorry sweety..
Monica: No, sorry.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Rachel: No!
Joey: Hey, no way, that roosters family!
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Monica: No, that's not mine.
Monica: No. I hate this part.
Rachel: No....
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)